A bloody aria.
Screenplay and directed by Won Sinyeon.
Planned and produced by Lee Seoyeol.
Supported by Kim Taehoon.
Tired?
I feel great.
Shall we take a break?
I think we rested enough at the restaurant.
Professor, can we change the music?
Why? You don't like the aria?
Yes, but we've been listening to it all day.
Well,
Eels and arias don't really go together, do they?
- Hello? - Darling, it's me, Sujin.
I'm at the hotel lounge. Where are you?
Stop playing around, darling.
Professor, is that you?
I am sorry.
You just ran a red light.
Only fools abide by the rules.
But you should always obey traffic signals.
What?
What did I do?
You ran a red light. Show me your license.
Me? When?
May I see your license?
You must be mistaken.
I always abide by rules.
Please let me off with a warning?
Give me that.
Now, sign here.
Man, you're too stiff.
Sign here, now.
Let's compromise.
How about something minor, like no seatbelt.
You should learn to relax a little.
Thank you. Look who's also not wearing his seatbelt.
Now, sign here.
Korean cops are so uptight!
Sign here, now.
Is that all you know how to say, 'sign here'?
- Sign here, now! - I am signing it!
Thank you
You're lucky.
Why?
You had drinks during lunch, also.
Professor, what are you doing? It's a red light!
You... son of a bitch!
Hope you rot in hell!
You motherfucker, come here!
That son of a bitch,
you're dead.
Welcome to our village!
Does this road lead to Seoul?
- Why, you worried? - No, not really.
You have other plans today?
No, but I need to be home by evening.
Why? What? That cop following us?
Something was moving...
Inside the sack.
Must be some kind of animal.
Country people are always hunting.
It's a dead-end.
Let's take a break until I sober up.
Come on. This place is great.
It's so quiet,
a man could die here and nobody would know.
Don't worry, I won't kill you.
What's that? Kind of brain respiration exercise?
What are you doing?
Wait up!
Now, try some!
You know what?
What?
I had a huge crush on you. When I was in school.
Really?
Yes...
I did too.
Do they often ask you to judge in a lot of auditions?
Eh... not so much.
Large-scale musicals are much more in these days.
Ummm.
Professor,
Will I be okay?
How was it?
It was my first audition.
I tried my best but...
I'm worried.
You weren't too bad. The director said so too.
But you have a lot to learn.
Not everyone gets to be a star.
Are you gonna help coach me?
Sure...
Depends on how you behave, though.
I'll be good.
Oh you're very good now. The question is, will you continue to be?
How was my singing?
It was fine.
But
you could have done better at that part
You know, that part that goes into high note.
You know, the first part.
Stand up, and put that potato down.
Professor!
But here?
Haven't you seen singers practicing in the mountains?
You become one with nature.
Do I have to explain everything?
That shows you're a novice.
Now let's take it from top.
#pa, pa-pa.
#pa, pa, pa, pa.
#pa, pa, pa.
- #pa-pa... pa-pa-pa. - #pa-pa... pa-pa-pa.
- #pa-pa-pa... pa. - #pa-pa-pa... pa.
- #Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-gena. - #Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-gena.
#Bist du mir nun ganz gegeben?
#I am your lady!
You think this is some kind of karaoke?
Now, try again...
#Bist du mir nun ganz gegeben?
#I am your lady!
Papagena!
Professor, I want to stop.
Immerse yourself in the role and keep going.
This is no joke.
When shall we meet again?
Tonight, when the sun sets
Good bye
Ich liebe dich!
What do you think you're doing?
Huh?
What are you looking at?
Haven't you kissed a guy before?
We're performing, girl!
You're not concentrating on your role!
Try again.
- Professor! - What now?
Professor! Wait a minute.
- Injeong! Injeong, come here! - Wait, wait.
- Don't, Professor! - The feeling is good now.
- Come here. Before it cools down! - Don't do this, please.
Professor!
Injeong, Injeong...
Injeong!
How do you think you make me feel?
I don't care
don't come near me.
All right, all right, now open the door!
Promise you won't do anything?
Yes...
I'm so sorry.
We shouldn't be doing this.
You are married.
Let's just finish the potatoes before we go.
Let's just leave right now!
I'm sorry!
Professor!
What are you doing?
Don't!
Professor!
Please!
I haven't done this before...
I'm scared
Injeong, are you a virgin? Really?
Injeong!
Professor, please stop!
You son of a bitch!
Injeong!
Hey!
Injeong!
I'm waiting at the hotel lounge- Sujin
Hey!
Hey! Let's go home!
What the hell's wrong with that bird?
It's hot!
#My mommy bought me #the Thunderbolt! Thunderbolt!
Be careful with that, you might hurt him
#Thunderbolt, Thunderbolt.
#My mommy bought me #the Thunderbolt! Thunderbolt!
- #Thunderbolt, Thunderbolt. - Hey, hold!
One two three!
Crackling.
What?
What, what is it?
He must have seen something?
Dammit, Ogeun went to fetch the bird
He might see that retard.
Smile, baby.
Smile now, okay? Smile...
Yes, that's it.
Now smile.
Motherfucker.
Now kick this bastard.
- Cover him? - Are you ready for ultimate ass-kicking?
- Motherfucker! - Hold on, hit him with style!
Here it comes triple flying kick! Bam!
- Are we supposed to bind the sack? - Bind it, bind it.
Because of you, I was kicked out of school,
And ended up delivering gas cylinders.
#My mommy bought me #the Thunderbolt!
- Dig hard! - Thunderbolt, Thunderbolt.
- Have you heard the story? - What story?
How the Dickhead became Dickhead.
You know that the Dickhead was an outcast at school, right?
- Yeah. - You know that he tried to kill himself...
...by jumping off the roof, right? - Yeah.
You know that he fell head-first, like a missile, right?
- Yeah. - The Barbarian first came up with the name.
What's even more freaky is what the Barbarian did.
It's the stuff of legends, man.
He cut his wrist in front of the Dickhead with this huge knife.
'You motherfucker, you tell the teachers one more time.
And I'm going to cut my throat.'
Wow, man. That's so fucking awesome.
Hey, what's wrong with this kid?
Hey, this kid ain't breathing.
Damn, we're in trouble. Hey, you got the cell phone?
Call 911.
- Dammit, it's stuck. - Damn, Where's the phone?
- Where's the phone? - Hey, hold that end, man!
How the phone is... Ah, fuck!
Lift it! Lift it!
Where are we going?
To the hospital.
Hello.
It's me Moonjae.
Damn, what's going on?
Didn't somebody drop by while I was taking a nap?
How about little brother, Hyunjae?
You mean he didn't come home?
Or you didn't see him coming home?
Dammit, you're driving me crazy.
Okay, I still need seven more tickets to fill my quota
Then I'll come home.
If somebody comes to the door, don't let anybody in.
Give me a call as soon as you find it.
Okay?
Mom, you're hopeless.
I don't sleep with my eyes open, how was I supposed to know?
I'm telling you it was there when I was home.
All right, Dammit!
Faster, faster, man! Yahoo!
Faster, please!
Disgusting, man.
How's the kid?
He's dead.
I found a bird.
Dammit, I said he's really dead.
Whoa, it's a white Merc.
A Merc?
A Mercedes, retard.
Man, whose is this? When did this get here?
Wow, it's fucking gorgeous!
Man, whose is this?
Even the plate's brand new.
Wow this seems to have just rolled off the factory line.
It's really brand new.
Dammit, what's this?
What? What's the inside like?
Has it got Kenwood audio?
Hey, I think somebody's in there. Is he sleeping?
Where? Let me see.
You're right.
Wait a minute, what if he's dead?
You know, they often kill themselves in cars.
Why would someone with a Merc want to kill himself?
You don't think someone with a Merc won't die?
You know how much this thing costs? Why would they want to die, you idiot.
See, it's weird.
Shit, he's not moving at all. Is he really dead?
Hey man, are you dead?
- Hey, get away from there. - What do you think you're doing?
We have to see if he's dead or not.
Freaky. Is it bulletproof?
Mister, mister!
Man, what are you doing?
Hey, get away from there,
he might be a congressman.
All congressmen's cars are bulletproof.
- Hey, hey! - It's a Merc, for heaven's sake.
Hey...
Hey, hey...
Hey, what are you doing?
You idiot, stop it!
I can do it!
Help! Help!
- What are you doing? Man! - We have to save the guy.
Stop it, you bastard!
Help!
- Stop, stop. - Come down, come down!
Help me!
Man, you ok?
This shit hurts, it fucking hurts! My tailbone must be broken.
Stay down, you dickhead.
Why?
Huh?
Why are you hanging around here?
This is our territory.
No, I mean haven't you seen a Mercedes before?
What?
What, what?
- What? - Why, why, you're killing me man.
Why? I'm just trying to go home.
Damn it where do you think you're going?
Why?
You ran over my friend.
Can't you see him dying over there?
Come here.
Are you okay?
Come here.
Man, you are fucking annoying.
What are you doing?!
Uh!
Excuse me!
Well...
Will this road lead to the main road?
Where you can catch a bus?
I'm trying to go to Seoul.
Uh, it's quite far to the main road.
I see.
Would you please give me a ride?
He's coming back.
Wow, he's rolling his eyes.
You fucking scared me.
Hey, say something. What should we do?
We'll have the barbecue. We can’t just go.
Stupid, when will you grow up?
Hey man, where do you work?
Don't you have a business card?
What are you doing?
- What's this? - What?
- Traffic tickets. - A fool...
What's this?
- Give it to me. - Let go, you bastard
What, what does it say?
It's Chinese.
Wait a minute, isn't that coke?
What coke?
- Coke, as in cocaine. - Who keeps Coke in their pockets?
Shake it. See,
It doesn't make any sound.
Coke don't make sounds.
Come to think of it, this guy's high.
That's why he didn't see us coming. Completely gone.
What's it taste like?
It's definitely coke.
Give it to me, let me try.
Let go, you bastard.
Stupid, you're supposed to inhale it through your nose, like this.
Sniff sniff.
That...
That's just cough powder.
Hey man, what are you doing?
- Hold still. - Wait.
What's a professor doing here?
Real estate business?
- Did you happen to come here alone, sir? - Yes.
Why so polite, all of a sudden?
Stupid, he's a music professor.
A music professor?
Wow!
Hey, did you? Last Tuesday, at the international match.
You sang the national anthem, didn't you?
Why are you saying that, it's embarrassing!
Give it to me, you bastard.
Yep, he's the guy.
I recognize him with the bow tie.
You were singing along the national anthem too.
- Really? - You know, I think I've seen him as well.
I can't believe I'm meeting a TV personality!
Hello!
Nice to meet you.
Meat is coming.
Bongyeon!
Meat is here!
Step off for just a second, please. I'll take you there in a jiffy
How much did you get?
Was my dad looking for me? Today's butcher day.
He was worried. You left your hearing aid at home.
Who's the lady?
Oh, she's going to Seoul. She hitched a ride.
I'm taking her to the bus terminal.
You haven't washed again, sticky bastard?
Hey, why is this fancy car stuck here?
Wasn't us.
- Is he the owner? - Yeah.
He's from Seoul, he's a professor, a music professor.
A professor?
He sang the national anthem on TV, at the football match the other day.
Did Ogeun get his hands on him again?
Hit a home run?
You know him. We couldn't stop him.
Hey.
I'll take you there in a jiffy. Take a seat.
We'll take off soon.
Professor,
How's your head?
I guess I'm fine.
Can you get up?
Oh no, the car...
We can't even get it started.
It's temporary nuber...
What are you doing?
Oh, I'll get it out for you.
Not everyone can drive this car.
Those scratches and dents are damn serious.
I said, I'll get it out for you.
Hey, let's try it this way.
Let me see.
It's shiny because it's new.
Leave it alone.
You're not supposed to press that. You know how much it is?
Get off.
Where's the hood switch?
Is this it? Is that it?
You're not supposed to press this. This is...
damn it.
One, two, three.
Excuse me.
Give us a hand. Something called cooperation?
Now, when I give the sign
Press this. This one, okay?
And...
When the car gets unstuck
Press this, the brake, okay?
Come on.
Come on!
On three. One, two, three
Now, push!
Again, push!
Push!
Ahh shit, it's not working.
No, it doesn't.
Damn, it's fucking heavy, man. Probably because it's a Mercedes.
Hey, the meat is burning.
Hello?
Hey, Poongnyeon.
It's me, Bongyeon. Yeah.
No, he's from Seoul.
The car got stuck.
Yeah.
Under the bridge,
yeah that's the place.
Yeah
All right, how long then?
What?
A big accident?
Who?
Those motherfucking sons of bitches.
Are they fucking blind or something?
They never do anything right. I'm going to fucking cut them up
and mince them into a meatball, Sons of bitches.
Fuck.
The police on patrol ran into a cultivator.
Might take some time, getting the patrol car and the cultivator out.
I see.
Join us in our barbecue while you wait.
Professor.
Come here please.
Umm, it's delicious
You'll let it burn. Eat up.
It's burning! It's burning!
He's quiet today.
Yeah, we scared him a little. Now he's pretending to be dead.
He'll wake up when he's ready
Yeah sure.
What's his Guinness Record so far?
A day and half.
Something's in there?
Yeah, don't worry and have some barbecue.
Try some.
Umm, it's great.
Wow it's so good.
Don't professors eat this kind of food?
Huh?
- Yes, you. - Yes.
Meaty meaty ribs
You should definitely try some.
This meat is famous around here.
It's called triple layered pork, it's the butcher that makes it unique.
Oh, you recognized him right away!
Try some. It's so chewy
Professor, this one here is a butcher with an uncanny instinct.
I've seen it many times
First, he goes to the pigsty and looks at them.
Do you know how the pigs react?
When their master shows up
The pigs think he's feeding them and gather up,
Oink oink... Oink oink.
Then this one here looks at them,
and swings his bat in the air once.
Do you know how the pigs react?
You'd think they'd run for their lives, right?
Noooo, pigs are not afraid of humans,
especially their master. You know why?
Because he feeds them every day.
Anyway,
The pigs think he's giving them food
So they press their heads against the cage,
and... this moment is the highlight
He points at one of them and says
'You’re my baby'
Just like that,' You’re my baby! '.
It's instinctive.
Pure instinct.
To me, they all look the same,
but he somehow knows
He says the pig was sneering at him or something
And then, he starts beating up
until it becomes sausages.
Making a mess, turning it into sausages.
'I know you were laughing at me you pigly motherfucker! '
Beats the thing into a pulp Why were you laughing at me? '
Oh, my stomach, my stomach.
That's a funny story...
Did you say you came alone?
Yes
For a breather.
You say you're a professor?
He sings
Listen to his voice, 'For a breather'
Not everyone can not do that.
#My mommy bought me #the Thunderbolt, Thunderbolt.
Don't pay any attention.
He used to be really smart.
But the army changed him.
His senior officer beat him up with a baseball bat
Saying he was laughing at him or something.
Beat him into a pulp.
You bastard, stop it, I beat him up too.
Oh, that's why they discharged you for serious medical condition
like ruptured eardrum, and insanity?
They discharged that bastard as well for the same reason!
This one here smacked him
with a shovel on the day of discharge.
Lucky you didn't go to prison.
How could you hit someone with a shovel?
Hey!
- Are you laughing at me? - Yeah, I'm laughing at you.
You're... You're laughing at me?
Yeah I am.
Is it time for your medication, you motherfucker?
Want a piece of me?
Feeling that instinct of yours about me?
Do I look like the pig?
Just wondering.
Whether you were really laughing at me or not.
Idiot.
Do you even know what an instinct is?
You should be quiet now, rather than sorry in a minute.
Hello?
Yeah, is that you Poong-nyeon?
No, not yet.
Come straight in.
Yeah.
We pushed back and forth, but couldn't get it out.
The car's stuck completely.
She's not wearing any panties.
Yes.
Shut the fuck up, how do you know?
She's not, I'm telling you.
Fuck you, she's gotta be wearing thongs or something.
Fuck me, fuck you...
have you ever seen furry panties?
You live in Seoul?
Where about?
I lived in Seoul once.
Wangship-ri, near Hanyang University,
somewhere in Seoul?
So?
May I take her to the terminal?
I can take her to Seoul.
It'll only take an hour and a half.
Never mind you, now go get some firewood.
Your ride's for just one person. You wouldn't want uncomfortable.
That's why you still have a lot to learn.
Why do you think I'm here?
You want to borrow my Thunderbolt?
Why? Can't I?
Sure you can.
Motherfucker...
I did it.
No thank you.